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Abductors

 

Major Appearances: Abducted

Quote: "We shouldn't of fused him! We made him twice as powerful! Twice as deadly!"

Affiliation: Space

See also: Blob

The abductors are a father-son alien duo who travel through the galaxy collecting specimens in a massive holding area of their vast ship. However, they are so incompetent that 99.9% of their prisoners escape. Zim and GIR were their choice for a human and a dog, as the Abductors were fooled by their ingenious disguises, but they easily escaped. They kidnapped Zim and GIR by appearing at their doorstep in hideous human disguises, with the nametags Mary and Fred (but with the genders not matching the names). When Zim saw through their disguises, they stuffed the alien into a sack and beamed aboard their ship. Dib was later selected as their specimen of the Earth weasel. The two aliens (sometimes dubbed Blue and Green by fans due to their eye colors) are the same ones from Jhonen Vasquez's comics who abduct Rob Hummel and attempt to abduct Squee, except here they don't have their hover pod wheel chairs.

Acne Blast Man

 

Major Appearances: Rise of the Zitboy

Cameos: Door to Door -- Tak: The Hideous New Girl

Quote: "Yes, it is I, here to restore your social life to its former glory!"

Affiliation: Television

See also:

The mascot for Acne Blast, Acne Blast Man is a living tube of Acne Blast. He uses electric volts to destroy the pimple on the teenage kid's face in a commercial for Acne Blast.

Administration Droid

 

Major Appearances: The Voting of the Doomed

Quote: "Do not be alarmed. The student president has experienced a failure in spirit."

Affiliation: Skool- administration

See also: Student President, Willy, Principle

When the student president collapsed during a pep rally, floating robots where unleashed into the skool to clean up the situation. An administration droid selected Zim and Willy as candidates for the new student president and later oversaw the process of the competitions.

Agent Darkbootie

 

Major Appearances: Battle of the Planets -- Zim Eats Waffles

Quote: "Let's just say my eyes are swollen!"

Affiliation: Swollen Eyeball Net

See also: Agent Disembodied Head, Agent Nessie

A member of the swollen eyeball net, Agent Darkbootie is actually a janitor at NASAPLACE. He helps Dib reach Mercury with an old monkey ship he repaired himself.

Agent Disembodied Head

 

Major Appearances: Zim Eats Waffles

Quote: "Agent Mothman? Stop callin' us!"

Affiliation: Swollen Eyeball Net

See also: Agent Darkbootie, Agent Nessie

Another member of the swollen eyeball net, Agent Disembodied Head has a bird perched on his shoulders. Dib contacts him while trying to show off footage of Zim but is disregarded as a prankster.

Agent Nessie

 

Major Appearances: Zim Eats Waffles

Quote: "A dog... eating waffles. Ha stinkin' ha!"

Affiliation: Swollen Eyeball Net

See also: Agent Darkbootie, Agent Disembodied Head

Agent Nessie is one of the swollen eyeball net members who Dib contacts when he tries to show off footage of Zim through live camera feed. Unluckily for Dib, Agent Nessie only sees Zim and GIR eating waffles.

Agent Tuna Ghost

 

Major Appearances: Gaz, Taster of Pork

Quote: "Agent Mothman, why were you talking out loud to yourself just then?"

Affiliation: Swollen Eyeball Net

See also: Shadowhog

Agent Tuna Ghost is the swollen eyeball net member who Dib contacts in order to help solve his problem with the "Sense of the Shadowhog" spell. She discusses the situation with the swollen eyeball net and figures out a way for Dib to be transported to the Shadowhog's realm by escaping to Mystical Hill.

Aki

 

Major Appearances: A Room With A Moose

Quote: "What's wrong with the dog?"

Affiliation: Skool- Ms Bitters' class

See also:

See Ms. Bitters' seating charts, both season 1 and 2.

Alan

 

Major Appearances: Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom

Quote: "What's left to be discovered now, Dib?"

Affiliation: Television, Holographic Creations

See also:

A talk-show host, Alan appears at the draining of Lake Spooky. Dib later appears on his show when he is an old man. Alan asks Dib if he threw the muffin at Zim. When Dib says 'yes,' Alan's head becomes Zim's head, and then Dib realizes his life with the Meekrob super-powers had all been a holo-simulation made by Zim to discover if he had thrown the muffin at him.

Alex

 

Major Appearances:

Quote: none

Affiliation: Skool- Ms Bitters' class

See also:

See Ms. Bitters' seating charts, both season 1 and 2.

Alexi Aaronovich

 

Major Appearances: Mysterious Mysteries

Quote: "Submissions for next week's show!"

Affiliation: Mysterious Mysteries, Cast and Crew cameos

See also:

One of the workers at the Mysterious Mysteries studios, Alexi brought the anchor the submissions for next week's show and suggested the anchor use something from the Dib Archives. He later informed the anchor about the surprise guest, 'Stacy', who would appear on the show. Alexi is a Zim crew cameo of character designer Aaron Alexovitch.

Alien Kid

 

Major Appearances: The Frycook What Came From All That Space

Quote: "Look, mama! He's gonna 'splode!"

Affiliation: Shloogorgh's Flavor Monster

See also: Sizz-Lorr

A customer at Shloogorgh's, the Alien Kid is the only one to take notice of all the strange going-ons related to Zim. The kid can often be seen pointing.

Almighty Tallest Purple

 

Major Appearances: The Nightmare Begins -- Backseat Drivers From Beyond the Stars

Quote: "Besides, no invader has been so very small. You're very small, Zim. You're a... tiny thing."

Affiliation: The Irken Empire

See also: Almighty Tallest Red

The Irken leaders are determined by size, and since the tallest Irkens were both equal in height, they are equal in power. Though they desire to expand the Irken Empire, they mostly just want to lounge around and eat snacks.

Almighty Tallest Red

 

Major Appearances: The Nightmare Begins -- Backseat Drivers From Beyond the Stars

Quote: "Uh, look Zim, eh, maybe we'll stop by on our way back from... wherever we're going."

Affiliation: The Irken Empire

See also: Almighty Tallest Purple

The Irken leaders are determined by size, and since the tallest Irkens were both equal in height, they are equal in power. Though they desire to expand the Irken Empire, they mostly just want to lounge around and eat snacks.

The Animatronic Horrors

 

Major Appearances: Bloaty's Pizza Hog

Quote: "Doo dee doo dee doo!"

Affiliation: Bloaty's Pizza Hog

See also: Bloaty

At the Bloaty's Pizza Hog restaurant, several robotic mascots entertain the customers. There is Bloaty, Moose of Doom, Sgt. Squid, Miss Manatee, and a small mammal sailor (Sailor Squirrel?). They scare the customers more than they entertain them.

Audience Admissions Robot

 

Major Appearances: Battle-Dib

Quote: "Your score is... UNACCEPTABLE!"

Affiliation: Membrane Studios

See also: Professor Membrane Fanatic

At Prof. Membrane's studio, a hover-bot passes out tests. If someone fails the test, that person's desk is launched out of the room. The minimum to pass the test is 94.1%.