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Invader ZIM biographies

 

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These characters never made it into any complete episodes of Invader ZIM but are worth mentioning.

   

Almighty Tallest Miyuki

 

Major Appearances: The Trial

Quote: "Tell me what my finest minds are dreaming
up for the Empire."

Affiliation: The Irken Empire

See also: Almighty Tallest Spork

The earliest known Almighty Tallest, Miyuki is also the only known female leader of the Irken Empire. It was during her reign that the Massive was designed. While on Research Station 9 on planet Vort, Miyuki personally checked up on what new technological developments were underway. Zim, who was a scientist at the time, accidentally gets his infinite absorbing blob creation too close to an infinite energy producing thingy. The blob eats it and grows out of control. It then eats Miyuki and leaves a trail of destruction.

Almighty Tallest Spork

 

Major Appearances: The Trial

Quote: "And as your new Tallest, I am proud to
say that you Invaders in training are the future of the Empire! I'm still taller than you though. SALUTE ME!"

Affiliation: The Irken Empire

See also: Almighty Tallest Miyuki

The Almighty Tallest who reigned between Miyuki and Red/Purple, Tallest Spork's time spent as Almighty Tallest was extremely short. He gave a speech to the Invaders in training and then was eaten by Zim's infinite energy absorbing blob. Zim later used an inflatable model of Spork to try and escape his Existance Evaluation Trial.

Cyborg Kitten

 

Major Appearances: Mopiness of Doom

Quote: none

Affiliation: Experiment

See also: Professor Membrane

Dib walks home from another defeat to find Professor Membrane tapping a seemingly normal kitten with a spoon. After a certain amount of taps, the cat sprouts cybernetic attachments, fires lasers from its eyes, and flies out of the room. It returns later to comfort Membrane when Dib decides that real science isn't for him.

Destructio

 

Major Appearances: Ten Minutes to Doom

Quote: "I am Destructio! The robot that will end all life on Earth! Off I go!"

Affiliation: Membrane Labs, Zim

See also: Foodio, Professor Membrane

When Professor Membrane competes with another scientist to see who can create a robot quicker, Membrane finishes first with his robot Foodio. Dib arrives with Zim's pak attached to his chest, causing his personality to start to become overtaken by Zim. When the Zim personality ceases enough of Dib, Dib scrambles over to the unfinished robot that the other scientist started and programmed it to be Destructio, the robot that will end all life on Earth. Destructio leaves, smashing through a wall. When Dib gets Zim's pak detached from his body, he goes off to pursue Destructio.

The Digestor

 

Major Appearances: The Nightmare Begins

Quote: none

Affiliation: The Irken Empire

See also:

A giant beast kept for gladiatorial combat, The Digestor comes from a cut scene in The Nightmare Begins. Instead of simply giving Zim his "secret mission," the Almighty Tallest originally teleported him into a fighting arena with Irken Battle Armor. When the Digestor was unleashed to attack him, Zim would have given the beast the sandwich that Tallest Red gave him earlier. The pleased Digestor then would've skipped away like a pleased child.

Dinky

 

Major Appearances: Roboparents Gone Wild

Quote: none

Affiliation: City Zoo

See also: RoboMom, RoboDad

Dinky is the city zoo's half monkey/half badger hybrid, created for a program that lets kids make the animals they'd like to see. RoboDad steals Dinky from the zoo as a replacement for Zim when they realize that Zim doesn't love them (due to a malfunction, they start to think they are Zim's real parents). They decide tjhat their new son's name should be Zim, although Dinky is actually a female. Dinky destroys everything she sees and wrecks Zim's base. "Old" Zim returns, wearing Hobo hair to look like Dinky. He confronts Dinky and manages to subdue the beast, then poses as the badger-monkey in order to get close to the RoboParents. He uses a device to deactivate them and then reactivate them in their original states. Just when all is well, the zoo keepers abduct Zim, thinking he is Dinky, due to a tip from the Hobo whose beard Zim took.

Doctor Spanky

 

Major Appearances: Invader Poonchy

Quote: "What we have here is a high impact-"

Affiliation: City, Membrane Labs?

See also: Ted Slunchy

When Ted Slunchy reports on the Poonchy incident, he consults Doctor Spanky, a specialist on lasers. Ted listens to the random shouts of pedestrians instead of the doctor, however.

Foodio

 

Major Appearances: Ten Minutes to Doom

Quote: "I am Foodio, the robot that will end world hunger. Off I go!"

Affiliation: Membrane Labs

See also: Destructio, Professor Membrane

Professor Membrane competes with another scientist in completing robots. They work on brains to be put in their robots' heads. Membrane finishes first and activates as Foodio, the robot who will end world hunger. He leaves immeadiately after activation.

Groyna

 

Major Appearances: When Pants Ruled!

Quote: none

Affiliation: Skool

See also: The Overtrouser

A tough jock girl at the skool, Groyna saves Dib from a mob of kids who have fallen under the mind control of sentient space pants. She tells Dib (who had been absent for a while) that Zim had arrived in skool wearing the pants and anyone who got near him had to have a pair. Dib spots a pair of pants moving on their own and goes to tell Groyna, but finds her wearing a pair as well.

Infinite Energy Absorbing Blob

 

Major Appearances: The Trial

Quote: none

Affiliation: The Irken Empire, Experiment

See also: Almighty Tallest Miyuki, Almighty Tallest Spork

While working as a scientist at Vort Research Station 9, Zim created an infinite energy absorbing blob thing. While showing it to the visiting Tallest Miyuki, the blob ate an infinite energy producing thingy and grew out of control. It ate Tallest Miyuki and escaped, causing lots of havoc. Later, under the reign of Tallest Spork, the blob came back for its collar, which Zim still had. The blob busted through the ceiling and ate Tallest Spork. What became of the blob after that is unknown.

The Overtrouser

 

Major Appearances: When Pants Ruled!

Quote: none

Affiliation: Space

See also: Groyna

The Overtrouser is the leader of the pants aliens. They are a parasitic race that latch on to their hosts, looking like a pair of pants, and control them. After taking over the city, the pants-controlled citizens capture Dib and take him to the Overtrouser, who mindmelds with him in order to tell him their story. The Overtrouser tells Dib that his race was drifting around in their damaged spaceship until Zim contacted them and offered to help in exchange for disposing of the infestation of humans. Dib convinces the pants that Zim is a liar so they rebel and swarm over to Zim's base. Zim reveals that he planned to launch the humans, while still wearing the pants, into the sun in their new ship. Dib, wearing the Overtrouser, fights Zim in a pair of giant robot battle pants. They fight by doing a bizarre dance, and while they dance the pants aliens crawl into their new ship. They leave, abandoning the Overtrouser.

Poonchy's Mom

 

Major Appearances: Invader Poonchy

Quote: "I made fish sticks! Yum, yum yum yum yum."

Affiliation: Neighborhood

See also: Poonchy: Drinker of Hate

After Zim tries to set up Poonchy to look like an Irken invader, Poonchy returns home and tells his mom that he needs to unwind by playing video games. Poonchy finds his room transformed by Irken technology and starts playing a new video game, which activates a super weapon Zim accidentally installed into his house. Poonchy's mom sleeps through the chaos that follows, until the microwave dings and she snaps awake. She gets insanely happy when she tells Poonchy that she made fish sticks for him. Poonchy unplugs the game, deactivating the weapon. Once ground troops are sent into Poonchy's House, Dib accuses Poonchy's mom of being an alien robot.

Screamy

 

Major Appearances: Ten Minutes to Doom

Quote: "HOW COME YOU'RE WHISPERIN', DIB!?!! HUH, DID?!! HUH?! I LIKE YOUR NAME: DIB!!!"

Affiliation: Skool

See also:

A happy-looking child, Screamy speaks by constantly shouting. Screamy approaches Dib as he hides behind a pillar with Zim's pak. Screamy's shouting gives away Dib's position, but Dib still managaes to sneak off before Zim gets there. Zim questions Screamy bout Dib's whereabouts, but Screamy thinks too hard and the top of his head explodes.

Security Officer

 

Major Appearances: Ten Minutes to Doom

Quote: "Sweet donkey! My baby brother was taken away in my backpack once, too!"

Affiliation: Skool

See also:

The skool security officer sits in a room with lots of monitor screens. Zim goes to him for help in his search for Dib in order to get his pak back. He tells the security officer that his little brother was in his pak, so the officer agrees to help. He tells Zim that all the kids have tracking chips implanted into them so he is able to find Dib by typing into a computer.

Sluggy

 

Major Appearances: Day of Da Spookies

Quote: none

Affiliation: Skool, Ms Bitters' class

See also:

A slug child who briefly has his own desk in Ms. Bitters' class, Sluggy wears a "no salt" t-shirt and sits in a pool of his own slime.

Squishy

 

Major Appearances: Squishy: Hugger of Worlds

Quote: none

Affiliation: Space

See also:

A gargantuan being who is full of love, Squishy expresses his love by hugging planets. Unfortunately, that spells doom for whatever planet Squishy hugs. Earth is the next planet Squishy plans to hug, so he must be stopped.

Trained Professional

 

Major Appearances: Day of Da Spookies

Quote: none

Affiliation: Mysterious Mysteries

See also: Mysterious Mysteries Anchor

When Zim, GIR, and MiniMoose pose as ghosts and Dib calls Mysterious Mysteries, they send out a trained professional to determine if they are actual ghosts. On the way to Dib's house, the trained professional drops his briefcase and starts picking up papers. Zim uses this opportunity to his advantage and sends out MiniMoose. After MiniMoose battles with him, the trained professional is left bound and gagged. GIR then proceeds to launch him into space. Invader Skoodge then takes his place, wearing a mechanical disguise.

Woozly

 

Major Appearances: Return of Keef

Quote: none

Affiliation: Skool

See also:

Dib spies on an odd-looking skool child named Woozly who plays on the monkey bars. He notes that the child could be a possible werewolf when Zim splashes him with Happy Explodey Juice.