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Invader ZIM biographies

 

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Samichy

 

Major Appearances: Lice -- Vindicated!

Quote: none

Affiliation: Skool

See also:

See Ms. Bitters' seating charts, season 2.

Santa Suit

 

Major Appearances: The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever

Quote: "Malfunction overload!"

Affiliation: Zim- experiment

See also: Mall Santa, Cutest Kid

The Santa suit is one of Zim's inventions, developed from a Vortian liquid substance. Each molecule contains a microscopic hard drive full of Santa data.

 

 Zim controlled the suit with a brain interface panel attached to his head. The suit began to think it was the real Santa and every time Zim encountered something jolly the suit took over and acted jolly itself. Zim inserted a stabilizer into the suit to keep it under control until he later saw an excruciatingly cute child. The stabilizer flew out and the suit took permanent control. Dib blasted the suit with a mech and the suit went crazy. It mutated into a horrible creature and attacked Dib. Dib finally blasted enough missiles into it so that it weakened, allowing Zim to escape the suit. Zim used the brain interface to shrink the suit down to a tiny size. He kicked it into the hand of Dib's mech and Dib launched it into space.

 

Out in space, it gathers power and returns every Christmas, which is why people live in a protective dome 2 million years later.

Sara

 

Major Appearances:

Quote: "Listen to him! Weirdo."

Affiliation: Skool- Ms Bitters' class

See also:

See Ms. Bitters' seating charts, both season 1 and 2.

Scary Monkey

 

Major Appearances: Parent Teacher Night -- Walk of Doom -- Hamstergeddon -- FBI Warning of Doom

Cameos: Bestest Friend -- Plague of Babies -- Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain -- Walk for your Lives

Quote: none

Affiliation: Television

See also:

The Scary Monkey is a popular show depicting a monkey doing nothing in particular. It has also been referred to as the Angry Monkey.

Scientists

 

Major Appearances:

Quote: "Look, we've decided that you're insane. You'll be confined here for a period no shorter than the rest of your life."

Affiliation: Membrane Labs

See also: Professor Membrane

Invader ZIM contains a roster of re-occurring scientists. They mostly do work for Professor Membrane.

Security Dolls

 

Major Appearances: Gaz, Taster of Pork

Quote: none

Affiliation: Gaz

See also:

Security robots disguised as stuffed animals, Gaz keeps these dolls in her room in case of emergency. They obey her every command.

Sgt. Hobo 678

 

Major Appearances: Hobo 13

Quote: "Prepare yourselves, you slime licking smort-crabs, for a series of trials!"

Affiliation: Space- Hobo 13

See also: Hogulus

An instructor on military training planet Hobo 13, Hobo 678 has trained many aliens from across the Universe. He has a mechanical eye and arm. Zim went to Hobo 13 so he could become a soldier and get battle tanksBecause of Zim, all of the students in his squad got eliminated and Hobo 678 declared Zim his worst student ever. They faced off as a final task, but Zim cheated, stealing energy from Hobo 678's robot arm and pulling it into his power suit, and was able to beat him. Hobo 678 was then dragged off by the Hogulus.

Sgt. Shriver

 

Major Appearances: FBI Warning of Doom

Quote: "Some say he just lets 'em go. Me? I say he takes them and turn 'em into horrible zombie soldiers in that new zombie lab they just put in out back."

Affiliation: Mall

See also: Sgt. Slab Rankle, Zombie Soldiers

A former security guard who was caught sleeping on his shift, Shriver was thrown into the prison pit by Slab Rankle. Sgt. Shriver now wears only tattered clothes and his underwear. He leads the prisoners in the pit.

Sgt. Slab Rankle

 

Major Appearances: FBI Warning of Doom

Quote: "Sergeant Slab Rankle, serial number F305769 and you are in direct violation!"

Affiliation: Mall

See also: Sgt. Shriver, Zombie Soldiers

Slab Rankle works as a mall security guard who takes his job a little too seriously. He has installed the mall with security that is the finest in Earth technology, and if you break a rule you get dropped into a prison pit until he selects you to be turned into a zombie soldier. When Zim bested even his zombie soldiers, Slab offered Zim to rule the mall with him. Zim declined.

Shadowhog

 

Major Appearances: Gaz, Taster of Pork

Quote: "As punishment, you must clean my filthy toilet of filthy piggy filth!"

Affiliation: Realm of the Shadowhog

See also: Pig Guards

A pig demon from another realm, the Shadowhog grants the mystical "sense of the shadowhog" for Gaz when Dib uses a spelldrive to conjure him. This spell makes everything Gaz eat taste like pork. Gaz gives Dib a chance to reverse the spell before she destroys him, and this leads them to the Shadowhog himself. The Shadowhog puts Gaz through a series of trials which she easily passes. Dib, not knowing how easily his sister passed, admits that he cast the spell for selfish reasons and requests to be punished. The Shadowhog makes Dib clean his toilet.

Shift Captain

 

Major Appearances: Career Day

Quote: "You're fired!"

Affiliation: Mac Meaties

See also: Simon

An employee at Mac Meaties, the shift captain is a suspicious looking character with shifty eyes. He is unwilling to let Zim off during the Equinox, which will cause him to go through a horrible molt. Zim is stuck in Mac Meaties when he goes through the molt, causing a massive swelling that takes over the entire restaurant. Afterwards, the shift captain fires Zim.

Shloonktapooxis

 

Major Appearances: Backseat Drivers From Beyond the Stars

Quote: "Woo! Anyone think that was cool!?! Please respond!"

Affiliation: The Resisty

See also: Lard Nar, Spleenk

See the Resisty Encyclopedia

Shnooky

 

Major Appearances: Plague of Babies

Cameos: Tak, the Hideous New Girl

Quote: "Eat his feet off!"

Affiliation: Space- Nhar-Gh'ok

See also: Noogums' Mom, Private Fooby

Shnooky is a leader of the Nhar-Gh'ok. He was stranded on Earth when the Nhar-Gh'ok mother ship accidentally beamed aboard human babies when the Nhar-Gh'ok soldiers were ready to return from their information gathering mission. Shnooky was forced to take the identity of Noogums, a human baby who was beamed aboard the mother ship. Seven years later, Zim became Shnooky's neighbor. Shnooky witnessed Zim without his disguise and led the Nhar-Gh'ok soldiers into Zim's base with the intension of taking Zim's voot cruiser. Currently, Shnooky is now as stupid as a human baby because Zim used a power amplifier to send waves of stupidness from GIR into the Nhar-Gh'oks.

Shunk Wugga

 

Major Appearances: Battle-Dib

Quote: "Shunk not bad! Shunk eat enemy!"

Affiliation: Membrane Labs

See also:

Shunk is the malformed ogre-like kid who Dib faced off in the second part of the audience admissions test for "Probing the Membrane of Science." He wanted to tie with Dib so that they could both go see the show, but Dib accidentally hit the part of Shunk's suit that gives you a point, so Shunk felt like he was betrayed. Gaz told Shunk lies, saying that Dib was making fun of Shunk's head. Shunk became very angry and eventually beat Dib. His weapon of choice was a giant Q-Tip.

Simon

 

Major Appearances: Career Day

Quote: "You wanna be very careful not to touch any of the grease 'cause it's kind of hot."

Affiliation: Mac Meaties

See also: Shift Captain

Zim's partner for career day, Simon is a pimply teenager who works at Mac Meaties. He shows Zim the ropes at the fast food restaurant.

Sinus

 

Major Appearances: Gaz, Taster of Pork

Quote: none

Affiliation: Skool- Mr Elliot's class

See also:

See Mr. Elliots' seating chart.

SIR units

 

Major Appearances: The Nightmare Begins -- MegaDoomer

Cameos: Planet Jackers

Quote: "Yes, master! I obey!"

Affiliation: The Irken Empire

See also: Invaders, Tak, MiMi, GIR

Standard-issue Information Retrieval units, known as SIRs, are issued to the Invaders before they are sent on their missions. SIRs are competent robot minions that can compact (and even serve as a thermos). Instead of wasting a SIR on ZIM, the Tallest built GIR out of spare parts and junk. Tak also has a SIR named MiMi, probably built from spare parts on Planet Dirt.

 

The Tallest kept a storage room full of malfunctioning SIRs that they intended to send to ZIM. They were accidentally sent to Invader Tenn and ravaged her base.

Sizz-Lorr

 

Major Appearances: The Frycook What Came From All That Space

Quote: "I'm coming, Zim! No use running!"

Affiliation: Shloogorgh's Flavor Monster

See also: Gashloog

A massive Irken who serves as the Frylord of the restaurant Shloogorgh's Flavor Monster on planet Foodcourtia, Sizz-Lorr was Zim's boss while he was exiled there. Zim left when he found out about Operation Impending Doom II and Sizz-Lorr later hunted him down, delayed by a time warp known as the Foodening. Sizz-Lorr brings Zim back to Shloogorgh's with new security measures installed to ensure he won't escape again.

Skikkiks

 

Major Appearances: Hobo 13

Quote: "You're a horrible leader!"

Affiliation: Space- Hobo 13

See also: Sergeant Hobo 678

A tall bug-like guy who trained with Zim on Hobo 13, Skikkiks would've made a much better squad leader than Zim. He tried to suggest his ideas which were better for the team's safety, but Zim threatened him and went with the plans that would ensure only Zim's safety. Skikkiks was eliminated during the first task, where he fell into the molten pit of hideous creaming pain.

Skool Nurse

 

Major Appearances: Dark Harvest

Cameos: Career Day

Quote: "Why you're one of the healthiest little children I've ever seen! And such plentiful organs!"

Affiliation: Skool

See also: Receptionist

Zim is sent to the skool nurse for head pigeons after a pigeon lands on his head. He decides to steal the organs of students to appear human after Dib tells him the nurse will recognize that he doesn't have human organs. The nurse is fooled by Zim's overly abundant organs taken from classmates but claims Dib isn't human, due to Zim replacing one of his organs with a moo cow can. Zita is partnered with the skool nurse on career day.

Skool Security

 

Major Appearances: The Voting of the Doomed

Quote: none

Affiliation: Skool

See also: Student President, Principle, Willy, Administration Droid

When the Student President collapses, the skool security rushes in to clean up the situation. They make sure the election process runs smoothly and bring Willy to the Principle.

Slug

 

Major Appearances: Gaz, Taster of Pork

Quote: none

Affiliation: Skool- Mr Elliot's class

See also:

See Mr. Elliots' seating chart.

Smeedge

 

Major Appearances:

Quote: none

Affiliation: Skool- Ms Bitters' class

See also:

See Ms. Bitters' seating charts, both season 1 and 2.

Smikka Smikka Smoodoo

 

Major Appearances: MegaDoomer

Quote: "Our futures, crushed like so many little nothing packing peanuts!"

Affiliation: Space

See also:

A member of an alien race with screws in their heads, Smikka Smikka Smoodoo is fed up with how things are going for his enslaved race who toil on a packaging planet. Smikka starts a revolution against the Irkens by switching the addresses on two packages, which caused Zim to get the MegaDoomer while Invader Tenn recieves defective SIRs.

Smolga

 

Major Appearances: Career Day -- A Room with a Moose -- Tak: the Hideous New Girl

Quote: "Yeah, Cocofang rocks!"

Affiliation: Skool

See also:

See Ms. Bitters' seating charts, both season 1 and 2.

Speegly

 

Major Appearances: Game Slave 2 -- Gaz, Taster of Pork

Quote: "Thank you, supreme being! Thank you!"

Affiliation: Skool- Mr Elliot's class

See also:

See Mr. Elliots' seating chart.

Spleenk

 

Major Appearances: Backseat Drivers From Beyond the Stars

Quote: "We're being pulled towards a nearby planet! We're gonna crash and its gonna hurt and I don't want to!!!"

Affiliation: The Resisty

See also: Lard Nar, Shloonktapooxis

See the Resisty Encyclopedia

Spoo

 

Major Appearances:

Quote: "I don't feel so good."

Affiliation: Skool- Ms Bitters' class

See also:

See Ms. Bitters' seating charts, season 1.

The Spooky Chihuahua

 

Major Appearances: Walk of Doom -- Attack of the Saucer Morons -- Battle-Dib -- Door to Door -- Walk for your Lives

Quote: none

Affiliation: Neighborhood

See also:

The Spooky Chihuahua is a dog with a lobotomy scar and one eye with a different colored pupil than the other. It is very spooky and scares many who see it. It pops up every once and a while.

Spuddy

 

Major Appearances: MegaDoomer

Quote: "What are you talking about? Who are you!?!"

Affiliation: Skool

See also:

A small child who Zim follows home, Spuddy is a nervous fellow who claims he doesn't go to Zim's skool (although he is seen there in Lice). Zim creeped him out enough to make his eyeballs jiggle.

Starchunk

 

Major Appearances: Attack of the Saucer Moron

Quote: none

Affiliation: Children of the Bright and Shinning Saucer

See also: Desmond Flapp, Trudy, Yoa

Under Trudy's commands, Starchunk picks Zim up by the head with one hand, and leads him to the Initiation. Starchunk was one of the saucer morons who went to see the Blotch.

Steve Ressel

 

Major Appearances: The Nightmare Begins -- Germs -- Attack of the Saucer Moron -- The Wettening

Quote: none

Affiliation: Cast and Crew Cameos

See also: Jhonen Vasquez

Steve Ressel, the director of ZIM, makes several cameo appearances in the early episodes, usually with Jhonen Vasquez. ZIM's disguise program gives ZIM the choice of choosing Steve as a disguise, but ZIM declares the option to be "Too Stinky!" His biggest role was in Attack of the Saucer Morons, where he saved a baby from getting run over by a pig..

Student President

 

Major Appearances: The Voting of the Doomed

Quote: "Our greatness is greater than all other greatnesses of all the other skools combined! And it's that greatness that makes us great!"

Affiliation: Skool

See also: Principle, Willy

The student president at the skool suffers a mental collapse during a pep rally due to a complaint about the skool bathrooms. She is transported away by a team of elite staff members and a vote is held for a new student president held between Zim and Willy.