of the Saucer Morons
is night. A police car drives down a deserted road. the road is on a higher
ground than the city, as can be seen with the buildings around the road. The
police radio speaks gibberish. The police man picks up the attachment to the
radio that he speaks through and speaks gibberish back. He grunts as he sees
two bright lights ahead in the road. He changes lanes, but so does the lights.
He changes lanes again, but so do the lights. The police man puts an arm over
his face as he is about to collide with the lights. Right before the would
crash, Zim's voot runner lifts over the police car, revealing that the lights
were coming from it. The police man looks back at the voot runner and swerves
off the road as the police man screams. The car crashes into a hot dog shop
made to look like a giant hot dog. The cop's air bag goes off as the car hits
the top of the giant hot dog. Hot dogs splatter against the cop's wind shield.
The voot runner circles around for a better view. Zim reports his findings
into a small recorder that he holds up to his mouth.
Human law enforcement machine. Markings, lighty flashy things on top.
Defensive capability, minimum.
explosion is heard. Hot dogs hit Zim's wind shield and then slide off.
on impact with giant weenie. Evaluation, pathetic! Pathetic Earth vehicle!
laughs maniacally. A light on the voot runner control panel flashes. Zim stops
How could that be? Nothing threatens an Irken voot runner!
of Zim, a bee flies through the city towards the voot runner.
run a diagnostic. You've gone crazy!
screams as he sees the bee headed straight for him. It hits the wind shield
and the voot runner veers out of control, flaming. Zim screams as the voot
runner spins around. he flaming voot runner flies through the city. Zim looks
out the wind shield and sees the bee, pushed up against it. Zim presses a
button on the control panel.
voot runner flies past the city into a park. The voot runner crashes in the
park and comes to a stop after skidding along the ground.
wind shield opens and Zim is shot out. He skids along the ground, with the bee
stuck on his forehead. The bee pops off and hovers around Zim's head. Zim
opens one eye and watches as the bee flies away. Zim gets up and spits dirt
out of his mouth. He groans and his legs creek as he gets up.
Ruined! Irken engineering reduced to.. this!
looks at the flaming wreckage of the voot runner.
that was no human bee! Once I take care of the humans I will began my war
against... the bees!
communicator extends from his Irken utility pack.
GIR, respond. I need you to send out a tow vehicle to pick up the voot runner.
hears nothing but static through the communicator.
Hello? GIR, where are you!?!
to a dance club, where GIR, in his disguise, dances. Cut back to Zim.
be some interference.
communicator goes back into his Irken utility pack.
well. This place is fairly deserted and well hidden. I should be able to
return with the tow vehicle, pick the cruiser up and go. And when the repairs
are done... I shall hunt down that evil death be
Zim walks away, a creepy man named Desmond Flapp watches from the top of a
latter. Above him a banner hangs from in between 2 trees that reads 'UFO
convention next week.'
Desmond Flapp: An
uses a can of spray paint to write the word 'today' over 'next week.' In Zim's
neighborhood, Zim criss-crosses across the street, hiding behind objects as he
goes as he is not in his disguise. He leaps into his front lawn and hides
behind the fence. Then he hides behind a lawn gnome. He makes it inside and
walks into the center of the living room.
bring me the voot carrier.
of the ceiling, a hovering disk floats down. A bubble like covering closes
over the top of it.
Computer, disguise the carrier. Something less conspicuous.
voot carrier turns into a bright light. After a brief flash, the voot carrier
becomes a large floating pig.
Why am I so amazing?
is now morning. Zim walks along the park sidewalk in the disguise he wore in
'walk of doom.' He holds the pig by a remote control thing that is attached to
the pig by a thin wire. Zim whistles a tune.
This should be a standard recovery operation, pig. We move in, we load the
voot runner into you and we're out of there. The humans will be none the
eyes widen as he walks over a hill and sees that the voot runner is on a pedestal
surrounded by a crowd of people.
ship! In the hands of the enemy! How!?! How? Who knows what defenses they
could devise through reverse engineering!
moves the pig between some trees and ties it there.
here, pig. I'll call you in as soon as I can get close enough to the voot
runs down to where the crowd is. He pushes his way through.
is the meaning of this!?! Who are you people? What is that thing on your head?
points to a man who has a model UFO as a hat. He pushes the man out of the way
and runs up to where the voot runner is. Right before he reaches it, a large
woman named Trudy jumps in his way.
it! We are the children of the bright and shinning saucer! We have claimed
this down alien love ship and want to share it with all humanity! But humanity
must prove itself worthy!
ship? But that's my... my...
folds her arms.
my... dream. To become worthy enough to get close to the... love ship.
Wonderful! Our leader is conducting an initiation right now! Starchunk!
Fools! There is none so worthy as Zim! You've no idea what powers you are
dealing with! No idea at-
large hand grabs Zim by the head. Zim gasps as Starchunk lifts him into the
air. Cut to the outside of a tent where the initiation can be heard but not
seen. The tent is in a different spot than the convention. And it seems that
the leader is the same guy who saw Zim in the park.
the final initiation.
noises are heard, thumping and pig like squeals. Zim stumbles out of the tent,
wearing one of the saucer hats. He is very disoriented. Zim walks down the
hill back towards where the crowd of people are.
looks down at where the convention is and sees the voot carrier on a pedestal
behind the large woman.
just found a number of alien artifacts near the sight. Truly this is a sign!
motions over to some other pedestals that hold a blender, a boot, and the
spooky Chihuahua. The crowd of people make impressed noises. Zim sees the
spooky Chihuahua and screams.
appears to be some form of symbolic greeting! The pig form perhaps represents
mankind's pig-like affinity... for... exploration.
glares at Desmond Flapp. Trudy presses a button on the remote control to the
voot carrier pig. The pig opens its mouth and bites down on a man standing
right in front of it. The pig hovers in the air, with the man hanging from its
(muffled because his head is inside the pig): The
pig accepts me!
You have no possible idea what power you toy with!
jumps up and holds onto the large woman's arms, trying to get the remote
control to the pig from her.
swings her arms, which makes the pig swing with her. the crowd moves out of
the way. The man hanging from the pig's mouth screams.
pig hits the railing and knocks it to the ground.
pig spins around and hits the man hanging from the pig against the ground.
is no man-pig!
flips the woman onto her back.
jumps on her stomach, but his hat, beard and one of his contacts falls off.
The crowd gasps. Zim's other contact falls off, too.
The alien! The one I told you I saw!
feels the top of his head and rubs his antennae, then gags as he realizes his
disguise fell off.
Don't come any closer! Don't try anything on me or I'll... I'll... I'll lay
eggs in your stomach! I mean it!
jumps off of Trudy's stomach and she starts to get up. The crowd approaches
Zim like a bunch of zombies. Zim screams and has quick flashes of what they
will do to him. The first one shows him in a tube with 2 scientists studying
him. The second one shows him strapped to a table being operated on with a
fork and knife. The third one shows a scientist pulling out his guts. Zim
looks up and sees that the children of the bright and shinning saucer have
formed a circle around Zim and are bowing to him, chanting the word
"alien" over and over. The pig hovers above the
crowd with the man still hanging from its mouth.
are your loving servants, oh wise one!
away, you smell like feet! Leave me alone!
pimply girl stands up.
us with wisdom from another beyond!
screams as the crowd closes in on Zim and grabs him. They throw him into the
air and catch him, then hold him aobe their heads and carry him. Zim's
communicator extends from his Irken utility pack.
GIR! GIR! Are you there, GIR!?! Help me!
to Zim's neighborhood. A red car pulls up to Zim's house. The door pops up and
GIR (in disguise) hops out, holding a 'SuckMunkey' slushie. Girls (including
Aimy) stick their
heads out of the car and wave, giggling. GIR puts down the SuckMunkey and waves.
The car drives away. GIR's antennae pops out from the top of is costume and
the dog head opens up revealing his robot head. the antennae becomes a
satellite and it projects a transmission into the air from Zim.
GIR, finally! I need your help! I've been captured!
No, that's bad, GIR.
I need you to listen very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very carefully.
sips his SuckMunkey.
to a large tent where the entire crowd of the children of the bright and
shinning saucer stand before Zim. They have put Zim in a chair. They all watch
silently. Zim lifts a hand up. The crowd gasps. Zim scratches his behind.
are the one we've been waiting for! The one foretold in the prophesies, told
told ya he'd come.
strange looking man pops out of the crowd holding his foot in the air.
the corns on my toes!
crowd lifts their arms in the air and approaches Zim, all of them talking at
once. Suddenly, the door to the tent opens and an awkward looking government
man in a suit walks in, obviously mechanical.
Excuse me, there has been a mistake!
(lowering his voice): Finally.
Come on, GIR.
I am government man, come from the government, the government has sent me.
view inside government man's head shows GIR (out of disguise) sitting among
circuitry and pulling levers.
man walks over to Zim.
ho ho! This is not an alien life form! He is an experimental government
grinds his teeth.
Fools! What else would I be?
What about the floating pig out there?
a government pig!
man grabs Zim and holds him under his arms.
Well, I have to take everything back to the home base now. Buh bye.
and government man make it out of the tent. Zim takes the lead and walks
towards the pig.
on, GIR, come on!
Flapp, Boll, and Trudy come out of the tent behind them.
Excuse me! How do we know he's really a government air craft? And how do we
know you're really with the government?
grabs the remote control to the pig. He presses a button and the pig turns
back into the floating disk it originally was. The disk slides under the voot
runner and becomes a pig again, with the voot runner inside of it. The pig
hovers over to Zim and Zim climbs on top of it.. He grabs 2 handle bars that
have appeared from an opening in the pig's back.
still has to bless my toes!
why should we let you take our discovery?
man grabs the leader's face and moves feels hands around it.
man (with GIR's voice):
I like you.
moves the handle bars on the pig and it moves into Government man's back,
pushing him forward. His face opens up and GIR falls out.
It's a government android!
stealing our alien!
quickly, ride the pig!
does a flip and lands on the pig and then latches onto the back of Zim's head.
As the pig's engine goes, it makes oinking noises. The pig flies off into the
forest, almost hitting a saucer moron. The children of the bright and shinning
saucer chase after it, but to no avail. Deeper in the forest, two squirrels
chase after each other. They jump out of the way as the pig flies over them.
GIR squeels happily. They fly towards a tree and Zim laughs as they narrowly
avoid it, making a sharp left. Zim stops laughing as he sees he is headed
straight for a fence surrounding a playground. GIR continues laughing. They
burst through the fence and swerve around a swing set. The pig hits a slide
that Smolga was just about to slide down, ripping off the bottom of the slide.
GIR is still laughing. Zim aims the pig directly for a baby who is just
standing there and sucking his thumb in a sand box. They almost hit the baby,
but Steve Ressel grabs the baby just in time. Steve holds the baby and cries.
The pig leaves the playground and skims over a lake. The pig turns over in the
water and Zim gets seaweed on his face. He pulls the seaweed off. Zim looks at
his reflection as the pig flies over the water. Suddenly, the reflection of
one of the saucer morons, Yoa, pops into view.
me with you! Take me with you!
screams and knocks her off the pig.
screams and flips into the lake.
my pig! Faster!
pig zooms on and lifts up into a road located on a bridge that goes over the
water. The pig swerves to miss cars. Zim heads straight for a skool bus. Zim
screams, but the bus swerves out of the way at the last second. The students
in the bus scream as the pig passes by. Another car swerves to miss the pig.
The pig makes some more vehicles skid out of the way before it goes air born
and flies above the city.
We are safe, GIR! We're back on track!
bee that made the voot runner crash flies straight for the pig.
Everything is smooth and-
bee collides with the pig's eye. The eye bursts from its socket and the pig
goes into flames. They scream as the pig goes on a collision course into the
city. GIR grabs Zim by his antennae and screams in his face. GIR pulls on
Zim's eyelids. The pig crashes into the roof of a convention building. The pig
lands right on the stage in front of a packed crowd of witnesses sitting in
the audience. Zim gets up, weakly. The pig squeals and smokes.
makes some kind of squeak noise. A banner behind Zim reads 'Alien life: fact