bell rings in the skool. Ms. Bitters walks to the back of the classroom where
a beeping device sits on a table. The students look back from their desks at
the device. A digital clock on the device counts down. The students get out of
their desks and gasp. Sara makes a little frightened moan. Smeedge squeaks.
Ms. Bitters lifts up a finger. Spoo hides behind his desk. Ms. Bitters places
her finger on a button and presses it. The digital clock goes to '00:00' and
the machine beeps faster. Several compression chambers release on the device,
letting steam escape. With a small explosion, parts of the device fly in
several direction into the walls. One piece almost hits The Letter M. Where
the device was, there is now a small cloud of smoke. The smoke clears
revealing a hamster cage with Peepi the hamster inside. Peepi eats a hamster
pellet. The children brighten up immediately. They rush to the hamster cage.
order of the skool board's program to reduce misery among skool children, this
class is issued one classroom pet, hamster class. Name: Peepi.
(in chipmunk voice):
Oh, Peepi, so cute!
Look at his little Peepi face!
like a little fuzzy Peepi person!
rubs his tongue against the glass of the cage while mumbling in baby talk.
Peepi grooms himself.
walks over to where Zim is watching. Zim screams and runs away but stops when
he almost runs into Dib.
I even have to say anything at this point?
you are referring to my reaction to that hair.... monster, I can assure you
that like the other normal children I find it... eh...
The word is cute. Humans think hamsters are cute.
This cuteness has a curious effect on human beings. Makes them.. weak.
imagines himself, out of disguise, riding a dinosaur sized Peepi. Peepi growls
like a monster. A crowd of people gather around.
of Earth! Can you resist the hypnotic power of Peepi? Now, kneel before Zim!
rows of people go to their knees. They bow while chanting 'Peepi' over and
Have some of this!
breathes fire on the crowd. The daydream ends. Peepi runs on his wheel. He
stops running but the wheel keeps spinning, spinning Peepi around.
a good look, children. It will prepare you for your adult lives in our
nightmarish corporate system.
Hmmm, yes... It just might work.
to Peepi sleeping in his wheel as it is now night. The skool is empty. Outside
the window, Zim's Voot Cruiser is parked. The door opens up and Zim walks in,
out of disguise. Peepi shivers with fright as Zim extends an arm and grabs the
hamster. Cut to the skool the next morning. Aki sits on her head upside down
on a chair at the front of the class next to Ms. Bitters. Aki is sweating and
groaning. Ms. Bitters holds a stop watch.
Minute twenty six. If you're determined to let the blood rush to your head,
heh, you better have trained for it.
Bitters, have you noticed anything strange about the hamster?
the back of the class, Peepi has grown so large that he can barely fit in his
cage. Some kind of device is attached to his back with tubes going into his
neck. The device has a blinking red light on it.
He's three times his size and he has that hideous throbbing alien device on
peeks his head over his cage and burps. Zim presses some buttons on a device
on his wrist. Zim talks into the device.
The Earth boy is trying to interfere. Now is the time to use the Peepi
creature's cuteness to divert attention.
is about to hit a button on the wrist device but then a crash distracts him
and the other students. Peepi's hamster cage is empty and there is a whole
going through it all the way to the floor. Student's desks are pulled under
the ground. First Penny is sucked under, then the Letter M, then Alex, then
Rob. They scream as they get sucked under.
is a little ahead of schedule.
walks over to the window where a large hole is now visible. Zim crawls through
the hole. The students look out from the window. Peepi runs across the skool
yard over to the fence. Peepi eats through the fence then squeals as he
becomes larger. Now he walks on two legs instead of four. Peepi walks across
the street. Zim goes to where Peepi ate through the fence and watches from
my creation! Grow! Grow!
light post crashes down and Peepi grows even larger. He breaks through a
Peepi! Come to your master! Peepi? Peepi, obey me! Peepi!
a nuclear power plant atop a hill, Peepi bursts out, now Godzilla sized, and
with spins on his back. Dib walks up to Zim.
you'd like to confess?
No, don't be silly.
scream and scatter as Peepi rampages. One of Peepi's feet is mechanical. A
news broadcast shows the words 'WHUH 6 Breaking News- Live
are still baffled over the origins of Ultra-Peepi, the giant mutant hamster
now ravaging the city. But they all agree, he's just fuzzy wuzzy adorable,
isn't he? He sure is!
reporter screams as Ultra-Peepi steps on the news studio with his mechanical
foot. Ultra-Peepi growls and then pics up a skool bus. He starts eating the
skool bus. He leans over to a building with a tower sticking out of it. He
rubs his buck teeth against the tower as if it were a tooth pick. One lady
stops running and screaming to watch.
look! He's using the building like a tooth pick!
drops the bud he is holding and grabs the tower, prying some debris out of his
teeth. The bus falls on top of the lady. Jets fly towards Ultra-Peepi.
Ultra-Peepi crouches down on all fours and launches his mechanical foot at the
jets, knocking them out of the sky.
here! You must obey me! I am your lord and hamster master!
walks into the street where people run around in every direction, screaming.
No! No, don't fear the Peepi, fear me! Fear me!
looks around. He sees a piece of ruble fall from a wrecked building. He sees a
jet smashed into the ground. He sees some overturned flaming cars.
he does seem to be destroying the humans, and that is good. Uh, good job,
Peepi! I'll just wait until you are all done here. Carry on!
stops to look up at Ultra-Peepi, who has his non-mechanical foot lifted up
and his wiggling his toes.
look at his little feet!
stops to look up at Ultra-Peepi, who has his non-mechanical foot lifted up
and his wiggling his toes. Frank screams as Ultra-Peepi smashes his foot
down on him. A military tent is set-up on the edge of the city. Inside, some
soldiers are gathered next to a model of the town along with a model of Peepi.
don't care what the blazes it wants, I just want it stopped.
General, I couldn't fire a missile at that fooby little face. Could you?
soldiers shake their heads and say 'no.' Dib pushes his way through.
I have important information about Ultra-Peepi! You have to listen!
soldiers pull back on Dib's shoulders.
let- let the boy talk.
not a normal hamster! He's been altered somehow through alien tampering!
Colonial walks over to a soldier at the radio. The soldier at the radio nods
Eating makes him larger! The more he eats, the bigger he gets!
Good work boy! How do we stop him?
him outta here!
soldiers grab Dib and pull him to the ground, then start punching him.
We think we know where he's going!
to Zim's house. GIR sits on the couch looking very relaxed, out of disguise.
He watches the Angry Monkey Show. Zim walks over, out of disguise, holding an
Irken version of the candy Lik-a-maid sticks. Zim sits down next to GIR. The
both grab a stick and put it in their mouths.
Mmmm hmmm. Where's Ultra-Peepi?
TV changes from the Angry Monkey Show to a 'Special news 6 bulletin.'
Reports are now in that Ultra-Peepi is heading for the city's pellet plant. If
he reaches a reserve supply of hamster pellets, he could grow to unimaginable
hears a pounding.
is that noise?
walks out of his house and looks around. He gasps as the ground shakes,
causing the blow fish lawn ornamints to shake around. He sees Ultra-Peepi
walking towards his house.
You will not destroy your master's secret base! I command you to stop! Obey
growls. Zim runs into the house. The roof opens up and Zim flies the Voot
Cruiser out, hovering right in front of Ultra-Peepi. Zim is still out of
made me do do this, Peepi! I hate to be the bad guy, but you must be
disciplined, or you'll never learn!
flies the Voot Cruiser around Ultra-Peepi. Ultra-Peepi growls and swings its
claw at the Voot Cruiser. The Voot Cruiser flies above Ultra-Peepi. The monitor
inside the Voot Cruiser displays Ultra-Peepi. A targeting system locks onto
him. The two laser cannons on the front of the Voot Cruiser light up. the Voot
Cruiser speeds towards Ultra-Peepi and then shoots a ball of energy from each
laser cannon. The balls explode on Ultra-Peepi, who growls. The Voot Cruiser then veers away and circles back, hovering in front of Ultra-Peepi. On the
sidewalk bellow, Dib walks up.
Hey Peepi, check this out!
Cruiser fires another shot and then veers away.
thought I'd see that.
growls and steps on a house. The Voot Cruiser charges him and fires another
blast. The Voot Cruiser flies above Ultra-Peepi.
Peepi, turn back now! Do not invoke the wrath of the Irken elite!
Cruiser charges Ultra-Peepi. Ultra-Peepi breathes nuclear Godzilla-type
breath at the Voot Cruiser, sending it off course as Zim wails. The Voot
Cruiser skids along the roofs of some buildings and goes through a house until it
finally crashes. Zim lays unconscious and out of disguise next to the Voot
Cruiser which has a large hole in the windshield. Dib walks up.
turns his back to Zim.
Wait, if I capture him now, no one will be able to stop the hamster! But if I
let him go to fight Peepi, he's just gonna keep on trying to destroy mankind!
This stinks. Okay-
the background, Zim lifts his head.
-So if I save Zim, then he'll move on to destroy mankind and upset the balance
of the entire Earth-
mechanical arm with a communicator attached to it extends from Zim's backpack.
come get me.
groans. Zim's communicator retracts.
-which is why
I've been waiting to finally capture him and prove- But if the
hamster goes on to save mankind... wait, wait, wait, no, that's not right.
(in disguise) zooms up with his jets and stops right next to Zim, hovering in
front of him. Zim hops on his back and they fly away.
hamster doesn't- wait, Zim! Promise me you're on our side this time!
circles back around and hovers in front of Dib.
I know not of sides, Earth stink, but just this once I agree with you. The
hamster must be stopped.
Oh wait, yeah. Go on then.
zooms off. Ultra-Peepi lumbers through the city towards the Pellet Plant,
where a bunch of tanks wait in front of it. As Peepi walks through the city,
jazzy music plays.
pitched voice: Oh
jazzy music stops as Ultra-Peepi approaches the tanks.
unit seven, fire on my mark. Three... two... Oh, just look at him!
steps on the soldier's tank. Ultra-Peepi turns his head as he hears Zim's
voice projected like a magaphone.
Cruiser hovers a little ways away from Ultra-Peepi. Underneath the Voot
Cruiser, a large fake hotdog from a hotdog shop hangs bellow, connected by a tractor beam.
The Voot Cruiser itself is slightly modified from its usual look.
weenie tempts you!
charges the hotdog, snarling. Zim screams. He flies the Voot Cruiser passed
Ultra-Peepi. Ultra-Peepi swings his arm at the hotdog as the Voot Cruiser flies
by. Ultra-Peepi misses and the Voot Cruiser continues along above the tanks.
The soldier who was in the tank that got stepped on pops his head up from his
wrecked tank and sees the Voot Cruiser fly by with the giant fake hotdog
we're being attacked by giant weenies. Get the weenie!!! Get it!!!
tanks fire at the Voot Cruiser but miss. Later, at a fair, the Voot Cruiser hovers behind the Ferris wheel where the giant fake hotdog now rests as bait.
The Voot Cruiser launches 2 large metal disks which puff out into balls as they
fall to the ground. They roll over to the Ferris wheel and use mechanical arms
to latch onto the Ferris wheel and lift them above the ground. Jets emerge
from the balls, ready to ignite. Ultra-Peepi walks towards the Ferris wheel.
Ultra-Peepi, yes! Obey!
walks through a roller coaster.
makes it to the Ferris wheel and starts eating it.
No! Bad Peepi! Don't eat the wheel! Huh?
tanks pull up. The soldier who got stepped on is in a new tank.
let's try and go with the hamster this time, we gotta use this stuff on
Don't attack! The alien is trying to get rid of the hamster! Don't interrupt
The boy's crazy. Put him in one of them crazy buckets!
soldiers run up to Dib and place him in a metal container that covers all but
his head. The tanks fire at Ultra-Peepi, who is holding the Ferris wheel under
his arm. Zim presses a button on his control panel in the Voot Cruiser.
Ultra-Peepi swings his arms around as the tanks fire and lets go of the Ferris
wheel. The thrusters on the metal balls that were attached to the Ferris
wheels ignite and send the Ferris wheel into the sky. Zim growls.
time to spare! Fine, Ultra-Peepi! You had this coming!
Cruiser uses fancy maneuvering and deploys the last two disks next to
Ultra-Peepi. The swell out into balls and then land on Ultra-Peepi's neck.
Mechanical arms extend from them and tie around Ultra-Peepi. the thrusters
activate and Ultra-Peepi is launched into the air. The general watches along
with some children. Dib hops over inside his crazy bucket and Zim walks up, in
disguise and straightening his wig, next to a sniveling child.
tear drips from his eye.
Because aliens tampering with our life forms is dangerous, and ends in pain-
wails as Zim shoves his out of the way.
when you create a giant monster of doom, no matter how cute, you have to...
you have to... I dunno.
child snivels some more.
stop sniveling, little worm monkey. Ultra-Peepi will live on... out there...
in the stars.
the background, Ultra-Peepi crashes back to Earth. An image of some of the
people who were hurt or killed by Ultra-Peepi hugging a man-sized version of
Ultra-Peepi appears with the words 'No animated characters were harmed in the
filming of this production.'