daily calendar in Ms. Bitters' class reads Wed 7. The classroom is covered in
globs of paste. Paste is on the students' desks, on the ceiling, on some of
the students, and on the walls. Keef is pasted to the ceiling. Lizard boy is
glued to Brain's desk. Aki's head is stuck to her desk. Spoo drips down from
young man, now you see that there's a price to pay for eating paste.
stands at the front of the class next to Ms. Bitters, paste on his lips.
you say that loosing the use of your mouth was worth it?
Stupid silent glue boy!
grows worried as he hears the sound of thunder. He glances to the window.
Drops of rain hit the glass. Dib pops up from behind Zim's desk.
wrong, Zim? Don't they have rain on your planet?
Of course! We, oh, such rain we had! Eh, it was delicious!
strikes the skool. It rains harder. Zim glances around nervously. Dib frowns.
The doors to the front of the skool open as skool lets out and kids run out
into the rain. Zim steps out of the skool but stops under a covered area so he
doesn't get wet. More and more kids run out, making sheep noises as they run
into the rain. Zim sticks a finger out from under his shelter and a drop of
rain hits it. Zim screams as his finger starts to smoke. He quickly pulls it
back in. Zim puts a hand on Billy Slunchy's shoulder as he walks by.
So, this rain... is it poisonous?
hollers as he runs out into the rain. Dib stands behind Zim. The children
start playing in the rain. They form a circle and start singing a song.
love rain! We love rain!
children, including Torque Smacky and Mary, jump in puddles.
Tae pop out from behind Letty's back.
Fun, fun, fun!
hop along, including Zootch and Keef.
hover in the air, spinning around.
love rain! We love rain! Splash, splash, splash! Fun, fun, fun!
fly through the air making airplane noises including The Letter M and Rob.
Gretchen, Penny, and Zita hop into the air.
Rain, rain, rain!
pops up and makes a DJ scratchy sound. Dib looks angrily at Zim. Zim frowns.
He steps down a step on the skool stair way, exposing himself to the rain.
Matthew P. Mathers III runs by, chasing Smeedge. Zim turns around looking
triumphant at Dib, but then he starts to smoke. Zim screams Zim runs down the
stairway out into the open. Dib writes notes down on a piece of paper. Gaz appears
behind him, holding an umbrella.
leaving with or without you, Dib. Preferably without you.
Go on, Gaz. I've got work to do. Fate of the world kind of work!
runs by several times, still screaming.
Ooh! Can I watch! Wait, no, forget it.
opens her umbrella. Zim finds shelter from the rain under a tree. He groans.
He looks out and sees Gaz walking by, sheltered from the rain by her umbrella.
Zim yells a battle cry and runs in front of Gaz. He knocks the umbrella out of
her hands and grabs her. Zim lifts Gaz above his head to shelter him from the
If you wanna keep all your limbs, Zim, you will put me down, you will put me
stops raining suddenly. Light peeks through the clouds. Zim puts Gaz down. She
is soaking wet. She walks over to where Zim knocked the umbrella out of her
hands. She grabs the umbrella with a crazed look. She drags it over to where
Zim is and is about to hit him with it when Dib jumps into a puddle in front
of Zim and splashes them both.
grins. Gaz is even wetter. Zim shrieks as he starts to smoke again. He falls
down, into a puddle and squirms around, screaming. Gaz gives Dib an angry
Oh, I'm sorry Zim. I meant for that to be a bigger splash!
and Gaz walk home.
That was your fate of the world work!?! Jumping in a puddle!?! You do realize
I'm gonna have to destroy you now.
was worth it. Score one for the human race! Score nothing for the Zim...
will destroy you.
just can't appreciate my strategic masterminding. Now I know that water causes
him extreme discomfort and can use this to my advantage.
hides behind a corner up ahead in front of Dib.
I swear, sometimes even I scare myself with how amazingly I...
jumps out and screams in Dib's face. Dib falls over into a puddle, splashing
amazingly you can fall into a puddle? I agree.
Zim. You wanna play this way, I'll get you back! Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow,
but soon! Soon, watery vengeance will be mine!
daily calendar in Ms. Bitters' classroom reads Fri 9.
As punishment for yesterdays paste incident, today will be devoted to having
your minds erased!
Bitters sits in her desk, peeling an onion with a large knife. The words
'Paste: your chance for redemption' are written on the chalk board. Zim, Rob,
Matthew P. Mathers III, and Dib sit at an art table at the back of the room.
Sara and Spoo sit at another art table next to theirs along with some other
students. Zim puts some paste on a piece of paper, but when he puts the paste
spreader back into the paste container, some paste splatters on his glove. He
feels a little bit of it with his other hand and then pulls out a scanning
tool. He scans the paste on his glove, and then he picks up the container of
paste and scans that. Zim looks at Dib, who is sitting across from him.
The both eye each other in wide screen vision. Dib gets up and scampers to a
sink. He sets the handle so just one drop drips out at a time. Zim groans and
his eyes shake as the droplets hit the sink. The bell rings. Students walk out
of the skool. Zim watches from behind a mailbox with a large mechanical eye
attached to a mechanical arm attached to binoculars that Zim looks into. Zim
watches as the students walk home when suddenly Dib pops up. Zim drops the
binoculars and runs. He stops for breath behind a lamp post. He screams as he
almost runs into a puddle. He pushes up against a wall and slowly walks around
the puddle, then continues on his way. He hides behind a fire hydrant, but
then notices a drop of water coming from the hydrant. Zim backs up into the
tosses a water balloon into the air and catches it. He hurls the balloon at
Zim. It hits Zim and knocks him down, but it doesn't pop. It flies into the
air and falls to the ground but still does not pop. It bounces around Zim and
finally pops right next to his head. Zim screams. Zim wriggles around in the
newly created puddle of water, smoking and screaming. Dib approaches him.
Why must this be!?!
advanced is an alien race that can't handle a little water balloon? I don't
even feel good about winning this one.
You win this round, perhaps, but watch your back, Dib.
glances behind him nervously. Zim holds part of the water balloon in his hand.
Now that I have access to your water balloon technology, I will annihilate you
down to your every last cell! On Monday we settle this like children.
looks at his hand and sees the water balloon piece is stuck there. He shakes
his hand around but it stay. Zim yanks it off and then sees that it was stuck
on the paste that got on his glove earlier.
in Zim's lab, Zim places the hand with the paste on it into a scanning system
while wearing goggles. The computer lists the ingredients on separate
monitors. They include asteroid, rat hair, cup cake, ear wax, big book, H2O,
dirty dirt, past, and whale yellow. A computer screen has the words 'count
down to Monday.' Zim presses a button and those words are replaced with
'48:00.' Meanwhile, Dib sketches a diagram while sitting on his couch. He
turns to show it to Gaz. The blue prints are to a device that attaches to
Dib's back. Gaz gets off the couch holding a picture of her own and walks over
in front of Dib. It shows Dib being eaten by a green monster. Meanwhile, Zim
looks at paste at a cellular level through a computer screen. He separates one
molecule of paste from the rest by hitting some buttons. Then he hits more
buttons and makes the paste cell go over a small box. Then he presses a key
that shows what would happen if rain were to fall. It doesn't effect the box
inside due to the paste. Dib works on his blue prints some more. Back at Zim's
lab, Zim wears goggles and brushes paste all over him. Zim presses a button on
a remote attached to a wire hanging from the ceiling. Water pours out of a
spout above Zim, but he is unaffected due to the paste. Zim presses another
button and a machine across from Zim launches three water balloons at him.
They smash on him, but Zim's paste armor protects him. Meanwhile, Dib pulls a
welding mask over his face and begins welding something. Zim studies a water
balloon with the Irken symbol on it that is rotating in a tube that appears to
be anti-gravity. Zim walks over to his computer and slides a disk into a slot.
Dib continues welding. The sun rises outside and a paperboy drops off a
newspaper that says 'Sunday Edition' on it. Gaz watches as Dib pulls on a robe
that lifts a hook up. The hook yanks on a flab of rubber. Zim sits at a
control panel and presses a button. Dib saws on a metal pole. Dib pounds on
another pole with a small mallet. Dib measures the scale of his head on the
blue prints. Dib wears safety goggles as he holds a piece of metal up to a
grinder with a pair of clamps. The moon looms over Dib's house. Gaz walks up
to Dib, who is asleep in the garage with a water balloon.
genius, it's Monday!
gasps as he lifts his head up.
tape your hair down.
of the skool, Flan passes a skool book to Lizard Boy by floating it to him
through the skool fountain. Kids gather around as Dib walks up with a large
tank of water on his back. The kids mutter things like 'what's going on' and
'what's happening.' A circle of students forms around Dib, including Gaz.
smacks herself in the head.
Zim, you coward! Come out here and face me!
kids clear out of the way so Dib can see that Zim is behind them, standing
perfectly still but in a cowarding position.
little Zim, all that alien power and brought down by a little Earthly water!
Pretty obvious who the superior being is here!
still hasn't moved a muscle. The sound of a bird soaring by is heard twice.
get up already! Seriously, Zim! Get up! You think this is funny!?! Are you
making fun of me!?! You know what? You're just asking for it now!
swirl of leafs being blown by the wind flies by Zim's head.
presses a button on a handle. Some water goes into a tube which ends in a
water balloon. Once the water balloon is full enough, a mechanical arm move is
behind Dib. The mechanical arm hits a kid in the face. Two more arms extend
attached to that one by strings of rubber, creating a large sling shot. Dib
pulls a lever and the water balloon is let go, launching it at Zim. Dib laughs
as the balloon hurtles towards Zim. The balloon passes through Zim and Dib
stops laughing. The balloon splatters on the ground behind Zim. Zim goes into
static and disappears, revealing that he was a holograph produced by a small
device on the ground. Electric volts shoot from the device. The ground
rumbles. The device explodes. Meanwhile, a lady who is in the shower frowns as
her water suddenly stops. Cut to an old woman in an inflatable tube creature
floating in a pool. The pool starts to loose water. Cut to some girls watching
as a man jet skis in a dam. The dam water level starts to lower and in no time
it is gone. The jet skier holds onto a ladder on the dam wall. Jhonen sits in
a room reading a comic while sitting on the couch. The water in an aquarium
behind him disappears and a fish flips around. The fish flips so violently in
flies into the air into a glass of water. Jhonen drinks the glass along with
the fish. Jhonen breaks the glass with his hand and clutches his chest. The
skool fountain drains of water, showing a book at the empty bottom. Two
buildings collapse and a tornado of water shoots into the sky. It goes into
outer space where it reaches a space station. The space station is a ring with
rubber stretched along the inside of the ring. The water is forced into the
rubber making a giant water balloon with a smiley face on it. Inside a small
control center on the ring, Zim turns around in a chair. He pulls some levers
and closes off the end of the balloon so no water escapes it. Two tube things
emerge from the ceiling and cover Zim's hands. They lift off and now Zim has
large gloves on. Outside, two large mechanical arms unfold. Zim controls their
movement by moving his gloves. He pretends to tie a knot and the mechanical
hands tie a knot on the water balloon. The hands fold back up and the tubes reemerge
from the ceiling and remove the gloves from Zim's hands. Zim presses a button
on the computer screen. The monitor screen shows Earth with the word 'target'
in the corner. The monitor screen zooms in on North America, then zooms in on
the city where Dib lives, then zooms in on the skool yard, then zooms in on
Dib. The words 'target locked' appear. Jets on the space station make the
station flip completely around so the water balloon is facing towards the
Earth. The station lets go of the massive balloon. The balloon hits a
satellite and speaks of water as it flies towards Earth. The students run away
screaming as the balloon casts a shadow over the whole town. Dib just stares,
entranced. As the balloon is about to hit Dib, Dib's mouth goes agape. The
balloon suddenly stops as it hits a pole. It sits there for a second,
but then it pops. Dib is pushed back by the force of all the water. A window
washer in the city sees the reflection of a giant wave created by the balloon
in the glass he is cleaning. He turns around and stares in fear. The water
breaks through the window and floods the building. Dib holds his breath as he
floats towards the surface. Steve Ressel gets a hot dog at a vendor's cart
when the tidal wave sweeps him from behind. Dib's device detaches from his
back. The balloon creates a gigantic tidal wave. The skool is wrecked, the
sign that says 'skool' is bent up and separated from the rest of the skool. A
van is over turned and Chunk pops onto it. The Slunchy brothers rest on the
bent up pole that popped the balloon. Some kids sit where the skool
wreckage is. Lizard Boy and Flan rest on a floating piece of wood. Dib
surfaces, floating on his back in the water.
The wettening... The wettening...
walks up, showing us that the water must be shallow now, and drops a water
balloon on Dib's head. Dib snaps out of his trance. Zim whistles as he walks
over the watery land. A duck floats in the water. Zim goes to his front door,
which is all that is left of his house. He opens the door and walks in. GIR,
in disguise, is playing in the water with a rubber piggy. The toilet that
leads to Zim's lab is still there, and a whale lays behind it. Zim walks
towards the toilet.
spits some water out of his mouth like a fountain.
I'll be in my lab bathing in paste. Don't disturb me!
stand on the toilet. He starts to get pulled down but it actually starts
flushing him instead of taking him to the lab. Zim claws at the toilet bowl
but it drags him down. Zim screams. GIR just plays in the water, skipping on
the surface and diving in while squealing.
Help! My head is stuck! GIR! Help! I can't breath, I...