An alternate first meeting between Zim
and Dib, Dib starts a food fight against Zim to show that he is an alien
due to Zim's allergic reaction to food.
an attempt to make himself look more like a normal human worm-baby,
Zim selects a reject named Keef to be his friend. But when Zim informs
Keef that the friendship is over, Keef doesn't understand and won't
leave Zim alone.
sneaks into Zim's house and gets a snapshot of Zim, so Zim shrinks
himself to get into Dib's body and erase his mind. Dib also acquires
a nano-ship from his father and attempts to stop Zim before he
looses complete brain function.
must prepare his Parent Decoys for Parent Teacher Night at the Skool.
GIR manages to get the wrong feed sent to the Decoys, making them go
wild at Parent Teacher Night. (first episode with scary monkey)
tests out GIR's new directional chip by taking him into the city and
getting lost, but things go terribly wrong when GIR leaves the chip at
learns of Germs from a television movie. He purchases micro-goggles
to see the germs and then becomes obsessed with destroying them all.
is sent to the nurse for having 'head pigeons.' Dib tells him the
nurse will know he doesn't have human organs, so Zim goes on a
rampage, replacing other's organs with... stuff.
Of the Saucer Morons-
crashes the voot runner in the park (because of a bee) and returns
the next morning with a tow vehicle disguised as a giant floating
pig. However, 'the children of the bright and shinning saucer'
have found the voot runner first, and when Zim attempts to get
close to the ship, his disguise falls off.
discovers that Zim's skin reacts to water and uses this to his
advantage. After a few skirmishes, the two decide to have a
final water-balloon showdown after the weekend.
blotch test tells the students what their occupation will be.
Dib is the only one who gets the job he wanted. He is partnered
with Bill, a paranormal investigator who believes in the
stupidest theories. Dib finds out about a Galactic Equinox
theory in which aliens off their planet go through a molt
during the equinox and tries to show Bill that Zim is going
through the molt.
tries to get his father's signature on a permission slip so
he can give a presentation on Zim, but his father, Prof.
Membrane is shooting his show and the studio guards won't
let him come close. He tries to get into the audience
through a series of tests.
Earth is hijacked by planet jackers Oog-Ah and Nik
who intend to dump it into the dying sun of their home world
for firewood, so Zim must save it so he can
destroy it himself.
of the Zitboy-
develops a pizza grease induced zit which only
gets bigger after the use of acne blast zit
cream. Zim discovers it has hypnotic powers
after GIR draws a face on it and disguises it as
a friend attached to his face so he can take it
to skool and hypnotize the students, especially
of the Idiot Dog Brain-
brain takes control of the house in a freak accident.
GIR gets hungry for tacos and turns the house into a
robot so he'll be able to go to the Krazy Taco fast
food restaurant, but he doesn't go unnoticed.
Bad, Rubber Piggy-
an object displacement device, Zim replaces objects
in Dib's past with rubber piggies, hoping to destroy
him once and for all.
Room With a Moose-
arranges a mandatory field trip for all the students in
Ms. Bitters' class except himself. The students are put
onto a bus which is actually a space ship and are launched
into a worm hole. On the other side of the worm hole is a
room... with a MOOSE! It's up to Dib to stop the bus from
reaching the room of horror.
class gets a hamster named Peepi as a class pet. Zim
sees how Peepi's cuteness effects the students and
decides to use this to his advantage. He attaches a
device to Peepi that causes him to grow into
Ultra-Peepi! Ultra-Peepi wrecks the city, but things get
out of hand and Zim decides something must be done.
alien species stranded on Earth that look just
like human babies threaten to reveal Zim if he
doesn't hand over his Voot Cruiser so they can
Membrane gives his kids a chance to go out
for dinner, but Dib runs off to infiltrate
Zim's lab. Gaz must rescue him if she want
to go to Bloaty's Pizza Hog for dinner.
becomes obsessed with obtaining a
mystery prize from a Poop Cola Candy
fundraiser. Zim will try anything to
sell his candy so that he may obtain
the mystery of the prize.
Warning of Doom-
is worried by the FBI warning at
the beginning of an over due movie
GIR rented. He thinks the FBI will
be after him if he doesn't return
it that night due to an angry call
from the Video Outhouse. Zim sets
off to the closed mall to return
the movie but finds himself trying
to evade the clutches of security
guard Slab Rankle.
uses a tack to send Bologna DNA into Dib.
Dib starts turning into a Bologna Boy. Dib
gets back at Zim with the same tack so
they both must rush to find a cure before they
are nothing more than meat.
Game Slave 2 is out and Gaz wants one.
Prof. membrane won't let her go
to the mall without Dib, so she must
wait through Mysterious Mysteries. By
the time they get to the mall, a long
line has formed. By the time she gets to
the front, there is only one left and it
is reserved. A boy in line behind her
claims to be the one who reserved it,
but Gaz knows otherwise. Gaz will stop
at nothing to get that Game Slave 2 from
of the Planets-
investigates Mars and discovers
that there are structures there,
so he travels to Mars hoping to
find out what happened to the
species that made them. He
discovers that they worked
themselves into extinction
turning Mars into a giant
spaceship. He decides to roll
Mars over Earth and crush
everything. Meanwhile, Dib
discovers Mercury was also
converted into a ship and the
Tallest prepare to turn planet
Blorch into a parking structure
Spectacular of Spooky Doom-
uses Prof. Membrane's equipment to
peer into alternate dimensions. He
sees the other reality even without
the scope and jumps back and forth
through reality and his nightmare
world. The creatures in the nightmare
world want out and the only way is
through Dib's head.
desperation, the anchor from
Mysterious Mysteries of Strange
Mystery uses a tape of Zim made
by Dib. On the show, Dib, Zim,
Gaz, and GIR (using the alias
'Stacy') give there point of
view of what happened.
Prof. Membrane creates a
perpetual energy generator (PEG)
which has the possibility to
send out a wave of death. Zim
takes note of this and sets up a
scheme to tamper with PEG,
starting with a robotic 'future
13- Zim requests heavy artillery
and tanks from the Tallest. They
agree to give them to him if he
passes evaluation on military
training planet Hobo 13,
expecting him to die there. Zim
takes control of his squad and
puts his team mates in danger in
order for himself to go on.
Meanwhile, the Tallest worry
about loosing a lot of monies
from a high bet they forced
Service Drone Bob to make a bet on Zim
for your Lives- Trying to
impress the Tallest for Probing
Day, Zim shows them Dib, trapped in Zim's very own time
stasis field. An explosion
occurs due to an overload, but
the blast of the explosion
expands extremely slowly (a side
effect of the
time stasis field). Zim tries to
get rid of the explosion while
Dib, who is also moving slowly,
tries to get help.
When Zim accidentally gets a
stealth mech meant for another
invader, Zim goes on a rampage,
not realizing the stealth
systems only make the machine invisible
and not the pilot.
After an outbreak of lice,
Countess Von Verminstrasser
(also known as the delouser)
comes to the skool and quarantines
it, forcing all the students to
stay in the skool until the
problem is solved. Dib suspects
something is up and takes Melvin
out to investigate.
Zim finds out there are species
dumber than humans when he is
abducted by a pair of aliens
(who shall be dubbed Blue and
Green due to their eyes for the
purpose of this transcript).
Fans of Jhonen's comics will
recognize them as the aliens who
appeared in Meanwhile, High
above the Earth... and issues 1
and 4 of Squee!
Sad, Sad, Tale of Chickenfoot-
makes it his duty to disprove
the existence of Chickenfoot, a
man in a Chicky Licky suit who
is mistaken for a chicken
creature, so that Dib may
restore respect to the
paranormal field of science.
Goes Crazy and Stuff- Zim locks GIR into duty-mode to
stop his silly behavior. Once in
duty-mode, GIR decides that Zim
is preventing progress on the
mission and decides he must be
terminated. Thanks to Jess for
making most of this transcript.
Wonderful Life of Doom- Dib
tosses a muffin at Zim's head.
That night, Meekrob aliens visit
him and give him spooky powers,
and his life takes a sudden turn
for the better.
The Hideous New Girl- A
new girl named Tak arrives at
Skool on Valentine's Day. Zim
suspects that Tak likes him and
decides to use her to study
human affection. However, Zim
couldn't be more wrong.
Drivers from Beyond the Stars-
takes control of the Massive in
order to bring it to Earth so
the Tallest can witness his
newest scheme. Dib uses a spy
bug to find all of this out and
takes action. Meanwhile, the
Massive meets up with an
The Girl Who
Cried Gnome- A Girly
Ranger named Moofy gets her foot
trapped in a gopher hole in
Zim's front yard. When the media
and a huge crowd comes to
support the girl, Zim realizes
he must do something. He begins
to use the situation to his
advantage with the arrival of
repairing Tak's ship, Dib
replaces Tak's consciousness
with his own. He accidentally
puts too much of his own mind
into the ship and the new
Dibship starts to think that it
is the real Dib.
Coach Walrus sends Dib to see
the councilor Dwicky, who tells
Dib that he believes in aliens
and agrees to help Dib out. They
send an encoded message to Zim
to lure him into the forest
where they wait with a camera to
capture footage of Zim.
The Voting of the Doomed-
When the student president
suffers a breakdown in skool
spirit, Zim and Willy are chosen
to campaign for the position.
Willy turns out to be completely
moronic, so Dib takes on the
role of Willy's campaign manager
to ensure that Zim looses.
Dib arrives at the graveyard
during the awakening of Mortos
Der Soulstealer in order to get
him to drain Zim's life force.
Mortos must recharge by eating
junk food after being in the
'place beneath the Overworld'
for a thousand years. Meanwhile,
Zim infects the city with mutant
spies on Zim using a camera
planted with the help of GIR.
Dib eagerly awaits as Zim
prepares to tell his next plan,
but GIR distracts him with
What Came from all that Space-
Zim is abducted by the frycook
Sizz-Lorr and taken back to his
exile on Foodcourtia. Zim
becomes a worker at
Shloogorgh's, unable to escape
due to a security system that
would make him explode if he
Taster of Pork-
Dib finds that one of his
spelldrives has enough power to
cast a spell called Sense of the
Shadowhog twice. He tests it out
on Gaz and discovers that it
makes everything taste like
pork. Gaz allows Dib to have
time to try and reverse the
spell before she does something
horrible to him.
Most Horrible X-Mas Ever-
finds out about Santa Claus and
decides to impersonate him with
a high-tech suit. He convinces
the people of the world to
teleport themselves into space,
but Zim doesn't have all of the
bugs worked out on his Santa